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[Post Game Thread] New York Knicks defeat Los Angeles Lakers 112-108
[赛后贴]纽约尼克斯队112-108战胜洛杉矶湖人队
双方数据
湖人（33-35）：安东尼-戴维斯17分16板4助2断、拉塞尔33分5板8助、八村塁12分3板、比斯利10分2板、布朗3分2板4助、范德比尔特2分5板2助3断、施罗德14分、里夫斯13分4助、加布里埃尔4分2板。
尼克斯（40-30）：兰德尔33分8板5助、巴雷特30分6板2助、罗宾逊4分5板、格莱姆斯5分4板、奎克利15分2板3助、哈特8分8板4助、哈尔滕施泰因10板2助2断、麦克布莱德8分2板3断、托平9分。
[–]DGVega93 53 points 4 hours ago
Lost a very winnable game. No coaching adjustments from Ham and AD seemed like he was trying to go to the Oscar Parties tonight rather getting us to .500. Thanks D’LO for showing up to play and win tonight!
湖人球迷：这比赛完全有机会赢啊~哈姆临场指挥毫无调整可言！而且，相比于把球队胜率提高到50%，浓眉看上去更想去参加今晚的奥斯卡颁奖典礼！还是拉塞尔靠谱，感谢他今晚挺身而出，全力求胜！
（雅虎制作 - 奥斯卡颁奖典礼：詹姆斯最佳男主角）
[–]Lakersredbrick 55 points 4 hours ago
It's too bad, we blew a totally winnable game.
湖人：是啊，太难了，我们搞砸了一场本来能赢的比赛啊~
[–]Knicksitsahmemario 38 points 4 hours ago
And we helped you and everything. Just wasn't enough.
尼克斯球迷：我们也是没办法啊，千方百计隔三差五地送温暖，可湖人就是不争气呢~
[–]FastestSloth00 6 points 4 hours ago
Out coached.
球迷：只因哈姆被锡伯杜完爆了~
[–]Lakersheshouldgo 182 points 5 hours ago
MAKE YOUR FUCKIN FT’S
湖人球迷：把那狗日的罚篮给罚进去啊！
[–]LakersPumaHunter 50 points 5 hours ago
AD going 1-5 was real bad
湖人球迷：浓眉5罚1中，差到家啦~
[–]Minneapolis LakersSadmachne13 13 points 5 hours ago
What a wasted comeback. It felt like they turned the jets too late. Plus that braindead final defensive possession ugh
森林狼球迷：前功尽弃的逆转好戏啊~好像湖人队的调整来得太晚了。还有最后那个脑残的防守回合，呃~
[–]LakersTylerdong 42 points 5 hours ago
Troy brown and Malik Beasley 2-15. Not great
湖人球迷：小特洛伊-布朗和比斯利两个人加起来三分15中2，不妙啊~
[–]LakersMad102190 7 points 5 hours ago
That’s just from deep too. 4-20 overall. So bad.
湖人球迷：他们俩全部投篮加起来20中4啊，太不妙啦~
[–]LeBronthany Jamevisjust_one_random_guy 204 points 4 hours ago
Wtf was that game plan at the end?
詹姆斯球迷：不过话说回来，最后防守回合到底是哪根筋搭错了？
[–]simon2105 882 points 4 hours ago
Lakers: do we foul early? No, I don't think we will.
球迷：
湖人球员：“诶我说？这是不是得尽快犯规啊？” “再说~再说~”
[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 7 points 4 hours ago
Lemmi think about it for 14 seconds
快船球迷：“让我考虑14秒钟再说~”
[–]LakersRecyclonaught 45 points 4 hours ago
They went after that foul like they mom told them to clean their room.
湖人球迷：湖人最后去犯规的那扭扭捏捏的劲儿，像极了他妈叫他们去打扫自己的房间~
[–]HeatMiaCannons 130 points 5 hours ago
Why did Ham call a timeout before the second Knicks FT and with the Lakers down 3 with 5 seconds left?
热火球迷：最后尼克斯罚第二球之前，哈姆叫的那个暂停是几个意思？当时剩5秒钟，湖人落后3分
[–]KnicksJem479 116 points 4 hours ago
Yeah what was the purpose of that? Just to try and ice Hart?
尼克斯球迷：对啊，那个暂停的意图是什么？只是想让哈特的罚球手感凉下来吗？
[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 45 points 5 hours ago*
I feel like teams should just study what the Cavs did to ice out Grant Williams at the free throw line the other night instead of wasting a timeout.
Talk a lot of shit to the free throw shooter, pretend to forget which end of the lane you were supposed to be in, touch the ball after the first free throw attempt, even use a delay of game violation if you haven’t gotten one already.
勇士球迷：我觉得大家都应该学一学骑士队，看看那天晚上，他们是怎么在罚球线上挑逗格威，让他彻底酥软掉的，而不是白白浪费一个暂停！懂吗？要跟罚球的人多说话~关切地慰问他的家人是否安好~而且要假装秀逗了不知道自己是哪边的，在他罚完第一个球之后把球拿过来爱抚一下注入魔法~不要觉得不好意思啊，甚至可以让裁判给你一个技犯，判你个延误比赛，如果你之前还没吃到过技犯的话~
（格威：“我会把两个都罚进去！”）
新闻链接>>>>>>错失绝杀！格威对米切尔说了三遍：我会两罚全中 结果全铁进加时
[–]panda_gravy 23 points 5 hours ago
Just get someone to spill a drink on the floor after you bump into them.
球迷：还有啊，去找个倒霉蛋，故意不小心撞到他，把饮料撒到场地上去~
[–]WarriorsMC-Jdf 11 points 5 hours ago
Is that you Jason Kidd?
勇士球迷：楼上请问你是基德基老师吗？
(2013-14赛季，基德当时还是篮网的主帅。在一场篮网与湖人比赛的最后8.3秒，篮网94-95落后。当时湖人还要执行两次罚球，而此时篮网已经没有暂停。只见基德端着一杯饮料，对队员肖恩-泰勒喊了一句“hit me”（撞我），小将虽然没明白什么意思，但是为了前途不敢违抗，顺从地撞向基德。随即，基德手中的饮料打翻在地，比赛被迫暂停来清理地板。正是这个当口，基德给队员们布置了战术，可惜最终篮网还是输掉比赛。而NBA官方此后给基德开出了5万美元罚单，原因就是故意将饮料洒在地上以拖延比赛。)
[–]kaostriker 182 points 4 hours ago
First off…I am ok.
My house was vandalized by bricks in Los Angeles.
After my hands stopped shaking, I managed to call the Sheriff, they were quick to respond.
My window is gone, the police asked me if I knew who did it.
I said yes, it was Malik Beasley
湖人球迷：
首先，我现在人没事~
我人住在洛杉矶，刚才我的房子被人用打铁的锤子砸了，叮咣乱响的~我吓坏了~
等我恢复冷静，手也不再抖后，就强撑地打电话报了警，警察很快就回复了。
警察发现窗户被打烂了，他们问我可知道是谁干的？
我说我知道，那人就是马利克-比斯利。
（警官，有个铁匠拆我房子）
[–]WarriorsIMovedYourCheese 154 points 4 hours ago
LeBron is going to be waiting for this team (and Ham) by the tunnel with a paddle. WTF were those late game calls?
勇士球迷：赛后詹姆斯在球员通道等着湖人队和哈姆回去的时候，手上估计还攥着一把戒尺呢。最后几个回合搞得都是啥啊？
[–]LakersBreezyisthewind 72 points 4 hours ago
Yeah this is really a game where Lebron merely being on the court would’ve raised the team’s IQ by 10 points and we’d win comfortably by 10.
湖人球迷：是啊，哪怕老詹坐着轮椅被推到场上呆着，湖人队的整体智商也能提升10点，然后轻轻松松赢10分球。
[–]LakersJilJungJukk 342 points 4 hours ago
We never gon be .500 huh
湖人球迷：我们跟50%胜率看来是没有缘分啊~
[–]Lamar Odomdookoo 104 points 4 hours ago
This team is allergic to .500
球迷：不是~湖人队对50%胜率这种东西过敏~
[–]SpursJohnnyWinss 157 points 4 hours ago
First below .500 ring to add to LeBrons legacy
马刺球迷：看来老詹的荣誉里面要多一个“以低于50%常规赛胜率夺冠”的记录了
[–]PelicansLuthorNZ 171 points 4 hours ago
Four teams now locked with 33-35 records in the 9-12 spots. West is fucked, just put me out of my misery now please.
鹈鹕球迷：西部9-12位的四支球队战绩都是33胜35负啊~完了，整个西部乱成一锅粥了~谁来给我一个痛快吧~
[–]KingsDemonicDimples 72 points 4 hours ago
Thank god we’re not in that mess, it is entertaining though lol
国王球迷：谢天谢地啊~我们远离苦海了~坐山观湖斗的感觉，太妙了~哈哈~
[–]Knicksokgusto 60 points 3 hours ago
Imagine Knicks and Kings fans looking down at 33-35 teams with 40 wins each. Imagine!
尼克斯球迷：尼克斯和国王的球迷，怀揣40胜，望着那些身陷33胜35负泥潭的球队，满眼都是自己曾经落魄时的样子~
[–]oldgarfield 6 points 4 hours ago
Cheer up guys! We will reach 50-50 in 2 games. Not the end of the world.
湖人球迷：振作起来同志们！两场比赛之后，我们会达到50%胜率的，这还不是世界末日~
[–]relivesa 5 points 4 hours ago
Sucks to lose a winnable game. But Lakers weren’t going to go undefeated the rest of the way. Keep going 3-1 every four games and it’s all good.
湖人球迷：输掉一场本能赢的比赛确实很伤，但是湖人又不是战无不胜的，保持赢3场输1场，这种节奏很好啊~
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